My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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