did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Come share oat with me in your robe
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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