They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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