he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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