well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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