I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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