But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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