I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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