Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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