so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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