these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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