brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
a search helicopter?!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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