he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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