didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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