I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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