that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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