After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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