yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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