Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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