you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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