Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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