I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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