IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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