Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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