so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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