He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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