I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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