I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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