Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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