Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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