kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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