And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Damn victory sex feels great
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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