I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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