I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you still have your period?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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