Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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