Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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