Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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