This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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