i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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