I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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