Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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