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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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