She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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