hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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