I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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