There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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