ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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