So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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