I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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