it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
now i know why i became what i already was.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
