And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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