K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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